marshals-to-dictators:

just-shower-thoughts:

ADHD is just a lack of RAM space in your brain

LIKE COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

basedheisenberg:

un1memo:

制作日2014/3/30

britneyspearsdotcom:

meanplastic:

my brother’s gf tried to fight me today just because i fucked her man smh

sangled:

nintendoesnt:

nekogiru:

not to be epic but i am  going to kill you with a  rock

cain said this to abel

god said this to the dinosaurs

aaaaa42:

j3ff-the-killer:

aaaaa42:

j3ff-the-killer:

aaaaa42:

Bernie sanders gets elected and he has a rocking chair put in the oval office and he sits down on it to take a nap and he just doesnt wake up for four years

*comes up behind you, grabs in headlock, holds knife to your neck* youre fucking dead meat bitch

wha AAAHH what the FUCK *turns, realizes it’s JefF* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! NO!!!! NO PLEASE DONT!!!!!! *struggles* I’LL DO ANYTHING!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!! DON’T KILL ME!!!!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

*puts hand over mouth* sorry homo the only thing I want is to see you be fucking dead meat hahahaha GO TO SLEEP *slits throat*

MMMFFF AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! *crying* *dies*

pileofknives:

Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.

13mo:

*running down foggy street dodging monsters personified of my sins* aaaaa lol

wormspeddler:

take this nachos supreme, for it is my body. and take this baja blast, for it is my blood.